so i had a dream the other night that I was teaching Roxas how to do a lap dance.
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besides the fact that I dont even KNOW what a proper lap dance looks like, why my subconscious has the delusion i am remotely capable of doing anything dance-related without falling into a wall or jabbing out an eye is beyond me.

thats probably why the dance looked a lot like the Bend and Snap.
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I think it was so they could like, pose for me or something while i worked on the doujin cuz i had just spent a bunch of time the night before drawing roxas on axle's lap T__T ROXAS WAS REALLY CUTE THO! he was shorter than me, and adorable. axel was chillin in my bed reading the bible that sits on my nightstand _{(aka: ttly watchin roxas' booty)} while he waited for Roxas to be done so i could show Axel what he had to do while receiving a lap dance...? cuz for SOME REASON that only my wtf-factory of a brain would think is sensical, axel for fuck-who-knows-why didnt know how to receive a lap dance. _{fjaklfjdsalkfjdlakWHATTHEFUCKISWRONGWITHMYBRAIN,LMFAOOOOO} AND THEN MY DAD BURSTED OPEN THE DOOR INTO MY ROOM TO TALK TO ME ABOUT FINANCIAL AID AND ROXAS AND ME FLEW TO OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE ROOM PRETENDING NO HANKY-PANKY HAD JUST BEEN HAPPININ' and axel continued to look very interested in the book of Obadiah.


I just wanted to say HEY GAIS! cuz i havn't done anything for a while, and to confirm to all of you that yes. i am dead. very dead. final exams for me are in one week, AND THEN QUARTER BREAK! WOOHOO! but until then, Uni will definitely continue to control my life with it's giant wiener.

I also wanted to say that, since the new dA groups thing exploded everywhere, i have noticed I have gotten a bunch of new watchers. don't think i didnt notice that, i see you guys down there!! (not like Leona Lewis sees you tho, she SEES YOU ) and so i just wanted to say a big HELLO! and THANK YOU~!!! to you all while i grab you and boozum-hug you all with the death squeeze into my cleavage that is my welcome hug of love <333333
I'm sorry i have been kinda inactive lately and havn't been able to properly reply to all your comments, BUT I READ THEM ALL! and i want to thank you SO MUCH for the time you have spent in leaving them, you guys are hilarious and wonderful and awesome and ttly the best <3333 and also, if you're new, i just want you to know: don't be afraid to say hi! i don't bite (unless you want me too... ) i love hearing from you guys, and I don't want you to think i'm a big meenie scary poopface or something, so lets say hi! same goes for y'all who are older watchers but shy, don't be nervous! all the raping that goes on is PURELY consensual. i swear. (the safety word is 'banana')

in other news, the sketching process of the AkuRoku doujin is DONE! IT'S ALL THERE! ALL THE PANELS! AND PAGES! WITH ALL OF ROXAS' SEX FACES AND AXEL'S GRUNTY 'NNGH' NOISES!! 8DDD! it is approximately 51 pages (i'm thinking about adding bonus pages and/or fillers after it's all done) and i have managed to make the doujin completely pen0rz free, yet the reader will finish the doujin pretty much knowing exactly what roxas looks like when he riiiidddeeesss

i might post a teaser page later this month or next, we'll hafta see what happens.
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U-UHM, I HOPE Y'ALL ARE DOING WELL! and i hope you all have an absolutely LOVELY valentines day, it's the only good thing that happens during the january-easter stint of COLD NOTHING for me, but if you dont acknowledge the day, i hope you have an absolutely lovely day anyway ^3^
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-kissus and hugs-

*disappears back into the very unsexy world of electrolysis and polymerase*