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I’m fast approaching 100,000 pageviews! 8D _{omfg I can’t believe it} and im gonna try to draw something Da appropriate this time if you catch it, or are really close to catching the 100K and send me a screenshot I’LL PIMP YOU OUT IN MY NEXT JOURNAL! aka the five people who are closest to catching the 100,000 will get a feature.

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Now for some memes! cause I was tagged by three different people for the same one, so I took the hint. Lol
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List ten things about yourself
1. I hold my drawing/writing utensils retarded, HERE IS A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE ON HOW TO HOLD YOUR PENCILS AS RIDICULOUSLY AS I HOLD MINE! 8D The pencil sits on your ring finger and the middle finger sits on top of the pencil to guide it, the thumb curls over the pencil and behind the middle finger to hold the pencil in place, and the pointer finger curls up into itself and does nothing. NOW YOU KNOW ALL MY SECRETS

2. I sometimes walk around the house with my eyes closed for a few minutes to see how good of a blind person I'd be.

3. I tend to have a lot of awkward responses. If a waitress will say, "Enjoy your meal," I'll say, "You, too!"

4. I PICK MY NAILS WHEN IM BORED OR FIDGETY OR STRESSED, IT BLOWS. –icky nails are icky-

5. I have horrible eye sight, pretty close to blind, and with corrective lenses the best I can see is 20/60 (just barely being good enough for me to drive) because the lenses in my eyes, behind my pupils are in the wrong place and can’t focus light correctly. So I squint a lot (yes, Asians are capable of squinting and still keep their eyes open) and the resolution on my computer is huge. My sisters make fun of me.
There is no corrective surgery as of yet. :c

6. IF YOU HAVE A MAC, PRESS: CTRL+OPTION+APPLE(command)+8 it’s awesome. Helps me see better x3

7. On Easter when I was 10, I was sitting on our horse Harry while my sister was getting him ready to lead around the pasture. Then suddenly, he let out a huge fart, startling himself, and took off on a mad gallop. I wasn’t ready and fell off and broke my shoulder.

8. I have the sexiest family ever: my little Chinese mum, my super Arian-polish dad, and three super gorgeous awesome sisters… who somehow got really curly hair. I love them, we bother each other daily <3

9. Thanks to living abroad for a year, I now know how to say ‘I love you’ in thirteen different languages, swear with my hands in five, and know an assortment of various other very important phrases in like: ‘I am a little bucket’ in german, and ‘you are a blue grapefruit’ in French.

10. When I was really little, I wanted to pee standing like my dad. So I tried it. It didn't work.

Stolen from cause it looked fun

SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE:
o1) Axel/Roxas
o2) Reno/Axel/Roxas _{stfu, they’re BASICALLY a pairing…. If you smoosh them together hard enough} and/or any combination of those three characters: Rexel, Rokuno, AkuRoku--all delicious.
o3) Leon/Cloud
o4 Ken/Daisuke (Digimon)
o5) Seto/Jou (yugioh) _{oh fuck yes}
o6) Nana/Ren _{AND SHIN/LEILA, AND NOBU/HACHI, THEY ALL GO IN THIS SPOT DX}

THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
I havn’t abandoned any ;A; all the ships I’ve ever liked I still like… even all the way back to my very first which was Daisuke/Ken in 6th grade c:

THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
1o) lol anything non-canon from books really, like Frodo/Sam… Harry/Draco… Edward Cullen…
11) Harry/Ginny –usually im FINE with canon couples, I usually really like them, BUT THIS ONE IS JUST… LIKE A HORRIBLE FANFICTION. GET IT AWAY.
12) anything involving incest do I need to give a reason?

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13) Demyx/Zexion
14. Hetalia! it is all just one giant world-wide orgy! 8D (like… countries gettin’ invaded by bigger stronger countries, smaller countries serving/belonging to bigger countries, and the big ones fighting each other for dominance…
All politics is sex talk, really.
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o1) Why do you dislike #11 so much?
uhm, cause you don’t go out with your best friend’s sibling.


o2) Who do you know that ships #13?
lmao, like, everyone? :devtheisrealproject107: and ~kurosora1984 do


o3) What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
fffff in a bed, having sex  

o4) What is your favorite moment for #1?
their buddy-buddy love moments on their clock tower eating their icecreams D,8 so saaad </3

o5) How long have you been following couple #6?
since I fist discovered the glory of Nana which was…. Uh…. Five years ago. And it’s still going, and NONE OF THOSE CHARACTERS ARE TOGETHER ATM, AND IT FUCKING BLOOOWWWSSSS DX
Ive cried. Many tears. For that stupid series. and I am too attached to leave


o6) What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
uhm, never diiiiiiid


o7) Which ship do you prefer-- #2 or #4?
Dx that’s so cruel to ask that: choose between THE SEXIEST FUCKIING THING ON EARTH or my first ever OTP that has stayed with me for 8 years and the reason I like gay boys today? You are far too cruel.


o8) You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
U-UHM IDK, FFFFFF HARRY/GINNY CAUSE IT’S CANON AND I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT


o9) What interests you about #14?
um, the orgy.
and the fact that it’s fun cause it plays off all the country’s stereotypes and current events and history, it’s clever!
Like Russia trying to invade poor little seskatuan
Fffff its just genius.
So much love for Hetalia <3 <3 <3  


1o) When did you stop liking #7?
I just have super awesome taste in parings


11) Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
-waggles toes in your face-


12) What's a song that reminds you of #5?
Hell if I know. Something about mastership and molesting and dog leashes im sure.

13) Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
AkuRoku is for sure my OTP, lmao in case you couldn't tell.

14) Which do you dislike the most?
uhm, probably incest relationships, like Kouji/Kouichi, Tekeru/Yamato, Roxas/Sora as brothers…. I just don't understand it. I have siblings, and anything beyond platonic is just…. WEIRD to me Dx I don't get how it’s possible.

15) If you could have any of these pairings double-date, who would they be?
LMFAO Reno/Axel and Leon/Cloud, maybe reno and axel would liven up the little emo kids’ date a bit.

16) Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
FUCK, IN MY BOOK THEY HAVE. MANY TIMES. But they don't spend much time on simple kissing

17) Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
ffff in the anime no, ken went off and got married and daisuke was left by himself with a noodle shop ;A; HOWEVER Ken DID marry the one chick who’s personality was closest to Daisuke’s, so that was a little better… but not much orzzzz;;;

18) What would make you start shipping #14?
fffff who am I kidding, I totally ship it all already. On my big huge boat of gay.
MORE FANARTS, YESS, MORE PERVY GAY FANARTS PLEASE. THAT GO WITH FUNNY HISTORICAL HAPPENINGS.


19) If only one could happen, which would you prefer-- #2 or #6?
well since #6 DOES happen on and off occasionally, I TOTALLY GO FOR THE ARR THREESOME OF GLORY PLEASE. This wasn’t even a question. This is a given. Yo.

20) You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
They just don't happen. The fangirls will be silenced is what will happen.

And now, I leave you all with this:
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Dear Nijuuni:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sit on the Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will always remember our friendship.

go burn,
Kiki

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