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Hands down. that was THE
BEST. VACATION. EVER!!!!!!
uhg. i wish i was still there
GAH IT WAS AMAZING. AFSLKASLFKJA OMFGWHERETOSTART lol howabout the beginning?
and I flew down into the Ft. Lauderdale airport where our bffff CJ picked us up in his mum's jaguar, which wasn't at all abnormal for FL because right when i got outside, i felt the air become more expensive. RICH PPL BREATHED THIS AIR. PPL WERE RUNNING AROUND IN PRADA STILETTOS AND ARMANI SUNGLASSES AND FAKE BOOBS. I felt out of place.
Florida definitely has a culture entirely of its own.
palm trees look very funny. in case you've never noticed.
It was so great to see CJ again! yeah he had just been in Wisconsin a week prior, but i hadn't been able to see him much, AND NOW WE WERE GONNA LIVE WITH HIM FOR TWO WEEKS AND PARTY EVERYDAY. AFKJALKFJASLDFJALSDFK IT WAS SUCH A GREAT TIME.
I also got to see CJ's new house for the first time, and, yeah, i've always known his parents make a bunch of money, but SRSLY. WE DROVE UP INTO A GATED COMMUNITY
AND IM LIKE, WAIT, WHAT
THERE ARE LIKE, GATE MEN WHO WORK 24/7 MONITORING ALL VISITORS, AND THE WALLS ARE ADORNED WITH WATERFALLS AND ROMAN PILLARS AND PALMS AND SHIT
Later that night, we had to go back to the airport to pick up our other friend Zach, AND OUR PARTY CREW WAS COMPLETE.unfortunately we fail and the only picture of all four of us is a picture from three years ago, we never managed to get a single group picture our entire vacation OTL but this is us... minus three years, lmao:
So yeah, it was so much fun, the twelve days just flew by so fast. When the four of us wern't at the beach gettin our bronze on, we were in CJ's pool, or playing video games, or talkin', or whatever. We actually managed to play through the entiretly of Metal Gear Solid 2, which was hilarious, cause it's such a GUY'S game, but it's such a soap opera between Raiden and Rose, and katherine and i were sniggering in the other room when a big emotional thing was going on with rose and jack and the boys were like o___o it was hilarious. AND LMAO, I REALISED I am NOT mature enough to play that game, when the part came when you as Raiden had to run around butt naked holding your junk and kick your way through the base.... i had to leave. too much hot guy butt crack for kiki
OMG and the fact that he's played by quintin flyn. LOLOLOL raaaaaiiiiidddeeeennnn -whinyvoice-
Zach would sometimes amuse himself by poking fun at the fact that i draw gay boys, lmfao. i dont care, it was fun to talk about gay boys with him xD but his arguments were dampened when he realized that my whole trip was funded by gay boys, LMAO and then he decded that he wanted to draw gay things to make money too. lololololol oh god i love boys.
The beach was my favourite, HOWEVER, I WENT FROM NICE CAUCASION-ASIAN TO SUPER DARK LATINO IN A MATTER OF HOURS. I WAS AIMING FOR BRONZE GOD... I KINDA SUPRASSED IT BY A LOT. I AM SO DARK RIGHT NOW
OOH AND WE FOUND OCEAN CRABS WHEN WE WERE AT THE BEACH! sing to the tune of "Ocean Man" by Ween
AFKLJALSDFKJADFS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS THO WAS WHEN WE WENT TO THE MIAMI DOLPHINS GAME. DFJASLFJASLKDFJASLKFDJALSKFDJAOMFG!! since CJ's mom is like, super specialimportant where she works, her work has its own Executive Sweet at the Miami Dolphins Stadium, and she got free tickets for the first dolphins game of the season, and OFKDASFJASFDAOMFG IT WAS AMAZING. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL GAME BEFORE, AND I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE ONE IN AN EXECUTIVE SUITE, IT WAS SO SWEET. oh god i love american football so much. i wouldve preferred a packer game, but hey, the dolphins are still a good team, and we won, not like it matters much, being a pre-season game, but whatever IT WAS SWEET.
LMAO AND FLO RIDA WAS TOTALLY AT THE GAME, HE CAME UP ON THE BIG SCREEN AND THEY PLAYED A SONG OF HIS
I totally love his "apple bottom jeans" song
OH. OH. AND I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING FUN? OH NO. WORDS CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE SUNDAY!!!! AJFSDKLAJFDLAKFJDALKDFJALKFJASDLKFJALSDKFJ OMFG DISNEY WORLD. WAS THE FUCKING. HIGHLIGHT. OF MY LIFE.
END UP BEING ABLE TO MEET UP WITH
, AND IT WAS THE MOST FUN DAY EVER <3333333333333333333
OMFG I PEE MY PANTS EVERYWHERE JUST REMEMBERING IT, IT WAS SO. MUCH. FUN. AAAHGGG!!!
DISNEY WORLD REALLY DOES MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE
So sunday morning we all woke up super early cause Zach's flight back to wisonsin was at 8am he was the only responsible one of us and actually had a proper job he needed to get back to, lol
so we woke up at 6am, drove south an hour to the airport, dropped zach off, and then drove 4 hours north to Orlando- to mother fukin' disney world.
at this point i was already a twitching peeing mess, not only was i going to DISNEY WORLD which is facking awesome in itself, but i was actually gonna meet up with two of the greatest loves of my life. and i couldnt believe it was actually happening! WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! EVERY TIME I SAW A SIGN THAT SAID 'DISNEY WORLD' OR 'EPCOT' KATHERINE AND I WOULD FLIP SHIT AND START YELLING 'DIIIISSSNNNNEEEEEYYYY WWWWOOOOORRRRLLLLDDDD' IN THE MOST OBNOXIOUS VOICES POSSIBLE AND 'OH MY GAWD WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!!' poor cj was driving. he humoured us well tho. that gem. <3
BUTOMFGDISNEYWORLDFDSAKJLFJDKSALFDJSALKFDJKL [link] <-- might give you a small idea of how pumped i was whenever i saw a disney world sign. it was basically exactly like that.
I think it goes without saying that we made it to Disney, and i was super pumped.
We bought our overly-priced tickets; CJ got goofy on his, and Katherine got Minnie on hers, I REALLY wanted Donald, but the character on your ticket is random. BUT I GOT DONALD ANYWAY. IT WAS TOTAL DESTINY, IT WAS BLATANT PROOF THAT THAT DAY WAS GONNA BE COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY AWESOME.
CJ, Katherine and I walked around for a bit, took sexy pictures in a leg of the giant golf ball,
and went to a place where you could try free samples of soda from around the world. FYI italian soda tastes like shit.
we then headed for Japan cause we're nerdy like that, and... GAH. IF YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EPCOT, YOU TOTALLY SHOULD GO. IT'S AMAZING. IT'S SO COOL HOW THEY SET UP EACH COUNTRY, WITH TRADEMARK SIGHTS AND DESIGNS TO DISTINGUISH THAT COUNTRY FROM THE OTHERS, AND THEY WERE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL! IT WAS FUN TO SEE ALL THE COMPARISONS AND BE ABLE TO BE LIKE, 'HEY! WE'RE IN JAPAN! EVERYTHING'S IN JAPANESE NOW!" OR "HEY! WE BE IN GERMANY NOW!" the only one that really confused me tho was Canada. it like, was canada... and then it turned into England suddenly, and then a waterfall... and then germany. I am still confused.
well anyway, we were in the Japan shop, nerdin' out, making fun of all the sasuke things and geeking out over the big wooden shoes, when FKSAJDLAKDJDAKLSDJA MICHELE-SEXY-AS-HELL-BELLX FOUND ME AND I FLIPPED OUT AND THINK I GOT REALLY LOUD FOR A WHILE, I CANT REALLY REMEMBER, BUT IT WAS AWESOME. BAAAAHH!! FDSJAFLASJFASLK
CJ and Katherine were gems and let me peace out to be with Michele to go off to stalk down Erin and spend the day together, AND SO THAT'S WHAT WE DID. WITH OUR COMBINED POWERS WE MANAGED TO TO HUNT DOWN THE ELUSIVE ERIN WHO WAS HIDING UNDER THE SEA WITH NEMO, ALL THE WHILE ARGUING OVER THE PROPER PRONUNCIATION OF 'RENO'. AND THEN ALL THREE FORCES WERE UNITED AND IT WAS A FUCKING PARTY!!!!!
OMG ERIN AND MICHELE ARE TOO CUTE, I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THEM. we just spent the whole day wandering around the world, trying on weird hats whenever given the opportunity, oogling at cute fat things, and trying to figure out what the fuck the spirit of norway is. oh and pictures, we took lots of pictures x3 <3 <3 <3
Michele and Erin found China! 8DDDDDDD LMAO we only spoke with really ridiculous asian accents while we were in China. it was the rule.
Poor guy. he's been waiting 2000 years to go to the bathroom.
FFFFF IT'S BLURRY DAMMIT D< oh well, it was just Erin coppin' a feel of a defenseless mannequin. nothin' abnormal.
we DID have a good several minute long discussion about that mannequinn's purse. and how the hell it functioned we couldnt find the opening for the longest time, lmao
i laughed so hard at Erin when she checked the purse for holes at the bottom. cause, y'now, that's something you do normally when purse shopping....?
asians arn't allowed out of the house much.
Me being the great stone dragon.
I WAS SO PISSED WHEN I NEVER SAW MULAN. I WANTED A PICTURE WITH HER SO BAD DX SO I COULD GO HOME AND CONTINUE TO CONVINCE MY FRIENDS THAT WE'RE RELATED.
US BEIN' CUUUUUUUTE~ IN JAPAN <3 <3 <3
a norse homoship.
US BEING THE MOST SEXY BAWLIN VIKINGS EVER omg erin and michele are so cute <3 <3 <3 <3
GAH THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN. ASJFDLKAJDFLAKFDJALKFDJALKDFJAL We had JUST made it to Mexico, all the way around the world, when we all had to go our separate ways for dinner. Erin and Michele ate with their families, and i met up with cj and katherine in Japan for dinner. best tempura ever. omfgilovetempura. and we lallygagged in Japan and China together for a bit after dinner, and then CJ and katherine went off to hang-glide, and i met back up with my sexy babes by the golf ball, and that is where Erin promptly abducted us and took us back to her hotel to sex us up.
THAT I think was my favourite part of the day, just being able to chill with Michele and Erin and talk and rest our hurting feets. it was also nice to get out of the blazing relentless sun. i think i forgot to mention that it was brutally hot that day. cause it was. i was quite the sexiest piece of sweaty grossness ever.
so yea! it was so wonderful, Erin and i doodled, and we all just talked and, idk, IT WAS FUN. THAT'S MY FAVORITE WAY TO SPEND TIME WITH PPL, ALL CHILL AND RELAXED, NOT GOING ANYWHERE, BAAAAAAAAW IT WAS SO AMAZING
i bought a little gold good-luck kitty from Japan and i made them both molest it for me
Im bummed cause i took close to no pictures of our tryst in the hotel room D: I DID manage to get a picture of michele with a yetti down her shirt tho. it sums up the moment pretty well.
BAH BUT AS IT ALWAYS DOES, THE NIGHT ENDED ALL WAY TOO SOON, and CJ came and picked me up. i was so sad to leave, and i was having such a fun time, and i dont know when i'll see them again ;w; BUT I KNOW I WILL. SOMEDAY, DAMMIT! I AM DETERMINED. OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY HUGGED ERIN AND MICHELE IN THE FLESH, IN REAL PERSON!!! -brain is still reeling-
two days after that katherine and I got back on a plane and we flew back to lame-ass wisconsin. I miss CJ already, I miss michele and erin like whoa, GAH it was such a perfect vacation, the only thing that coulve made it better is if it was longer, but that's how it always is x3
-looks at clock- HOLY SHIT this journal took me four hours to write o___o
ok, i gotta go and catch up on everything i missed while i was gone... WHICH IS A LOT. -flail- IT'S NICE TO BE HOME THO, I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS!
Oh. and do NOT mention Bret Farve to me. i dont wanna talk about it. I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK ALL OF MY COMMISSIONERS WHO HAVE SUPPORTED ME THIS SUMMER, AND A HUGE THANK YOU TO ALL THE PPL WHO HAVE BOUGHT PRINTS FROM ME, IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU GUYS, MY TRIP TO FLORIDA WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE. SERIOUSLY, ALL THE MONEY I MADE THIS SUMMER WAS FROM YOU GUYS, I HAVE THE BEST WATCHERS EVER, YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING, AND SUCH A BLESSING.
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